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Monsters and Madonna’s ……Museum Of The Strange And Unusual

Aging, decline, death, funerals, decay, extinction and other ghastly fates that the cosmos and Evil-ution inflict on innocent organisms..

...A Darwinian NightMare Run Amuck….

Original images of sorrow and delight entwined in an eternal tango….

PURCHASE Your Copy of Monsters and Madonnas VOLUME 1 : 120 PAGE BOOK ( PLEASE ASK FOR ADDITIONAL SHIPPING COST OUTSIDE US)

PURCHASE Your Copy of Monsters and Madonnas VOLUME 1 : 120 PAGE BOOK 120 Pages of Original illustrations of females and their bloodthirsty pet monstrosities that will set your heart ablaze along with the rest of you. Monsters and Madonnas Art Book, A Collection of Original Horror, Fantasy Illustrations from Conidis! The artist’s Masterful pen and ink , pencil drawings, paintings from 2018-2019 are all collected here in thick 120 page treasury! Science-Fiction, Adventure, Glamour and Pin-up, Monsters, Horror, Jungle & Fantasy.

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Do You Believe In Monsters?

Within these halls, you will find exhibits dedicated to the mysteries of the world. UFO displays? Up the stairs, next to the planetarium. Cryptid exhibits? — Take the hall to your left. Psychic Powers exhibit? Well, you should know where that is. And yes, we prize the eclectic range of our collection over any benefits that might be gained from consistent themes.

May I point out at this moment that the laboratories are strictly off-limits to unauthorized personnel.

In addition, emergency exits are in place should anything happen. We also guarantee that none of the exhibits will come to life, drive you insane, or open a portal to another dimension.

After you leave, you may want to visit the Bazaar of the Bizarre, the Artifact Collection Agency, the one-man Collector of the Strange or the Superhero Trophy Shelf.There you will find Prints, Books, Original Artworks and Video clips all dedicated to those World of Mysteries, nestled in a hidden part of our minds.

If you were looking for the Museum of Boredom, you’ll find them just across the commons. Ours has much better exhibits, though, if I may say so myself.

Now, feel free to peruse our fine museum, but be warned… You never know what may happen…You are in the hands of a creator who asks for no quarter and gives none.

This is the last stop in the vast design of things….For those that have hopped on a world that is moving too fast, MonstersandMadonnas, is place around the bend where they can hop off.

Nay, these were the most beautiful women and beasts of the world; the whole world, not just the world of today, but the world since time began and the world as long as time shall run. 

Support Your Monster Loved One …Even If It Bites The Hand That Feeds it….

We are not here to give you your medication.
We are here to ease your pain.

Chris Conidis’ Monsters and Madonnas 11 Pin Up Portfolio Plates( Signed on the Back !)

Developing an elegant and illustrative style, Chris is gaining prominence with a highly influential line of the Original Works in the Monsters and Madonnas Universe! This extraordinary body of superior work cements Chris’ popularity. 11 9×12 Canvas Paper Prints! $50.00 Shipping Included

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We so horned , we raid you long time.

SUPPORT YOUR MONSTER LOVED ONE

It can be hard when a loved one turns into a mindless, monstrous freak who only eats human flesh. 

The origination of madonnas is a puzzle to science. Their place in the evolutionary scale is a mystery. Their task in the great balance of life is a secret. For they belong to that weird netherworld of unbiological beings, salient members of which are the chimera, the unicorn, the sphinx, the werewolf, and the hound of the hedges and the sea serpent. ……..Canvas Paper Prints Available …

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It doesn’t matter what type of monster the loved one becomes. From werewolves to zombies, from vampires to trolls, any monster may apply. What does matter, however, is that the monster was either once human or has enough human-like qualities to be considered more than just a monstrous pet.

For those who would rather die than let their loved one die, the solution is simple: they continue caring for the monster, even if it’s hard, dangerous, or forces them to commit criminal acts just to get the monster food.

NEW Miles Gloriosus PRINT SEE ABOVE

So this is just a variant of the Hunter of Monsters right? Well, no. Miles Gloriosus normally suffers the Achilles’ Heel of Crippling Overspecialization, while the Dragonslayer still has a giant sword, which unlike a stake or silver daggers is very effective in battle. Miles Gloriosus PRINT 9×12 Canvas Print $15.00 including shipping..

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NEW The Ice Queen PRINT SEE ABOVE

She is cold; the ambiguity comes from what “cold” means. She has a cold heart, a frosty demeanor and very often a resting bitch face; she attracts but will never be wooed. Scorned men are likely to call their failed conquests Ice Queens (after all, normal women would have given in to them). Due to the Double Standard, the Ice Queen is (almost) Always Female.

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A pairing that will set your heart aflame… along with the rest of you.

Pet Monstrosity PRINT SEE ABOVE

Pet Monstrosity PRINT 9×12 Canvas Print $15.00 including shipping. She treats him as her pet, calling him very affectionately “Adelka” and speaking very softly with him. She grew him with one purpose only, though — to get revenge on her former lover.

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Caring for the monster may be as simple as hiding them in a basement and buying twenty cans of chopped liver a week for them to eat. It could also be as difficult as having to be at constant risk of being eaten by the monster, while being forced to use yourself or commit murder to feed them.

JUST DESSERTS Print See Above

Caring for the monster may be as simple as hiding them in a basement and buying twenty cans of chopped liver a week for them to eat.Feeding people to monsters or man-eating animals is one of the classic perils that villains and others subject people to. It could also be as difficult as having to be at constant risk of being eaten by the monster, while being forced to use yourself or commit murder to feed them. JUST DESSERTS PRINT 9×12 Canvas Print $15.00 including shipping..

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SUPPORT YOUR MONSTER LOVED ONE…PURCHASE YOUR COPY OF MONSTERS & MADONNAS VOLUME ONE …….EVEN IF ITS HARD, DANGEROUS AND FORCES YOU TO COMMIT CRIMINAL ACTS JUST TO GET THE MONSTER FED.

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